picture of a hand holding a pencil, taking a scantron multiple choice test

It’s not in my head, it’s just this late capitalist hellscape.

As they say in the classics, “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t meant they’re not out to get you.” Or to put it in a more 2022 way, “Just because you’re anxioused and depressed doesn’t mean there’s not plenty to be anxious and depressed about.”